“I will write more consistently”, I told myself. So I’ve gathered a list of topics to help give my fingers a jumpstart during 30-minute morning writing sessions. These posts will be short, poorly researched, and co-written with AI methods. These short writings will be uncensored and ill-informed. Just thoughts. An easy topic first: terrorism.

For the word terrorism, as en elder millennial, images of 9-11 pop into my head, as well as beheadings. I know terrorism can come from many fronts domestic and abroad: any asshole willing to inflict terror in another person.

I use an AI co-writer to bounce ideas around with. The AI has this to say about what I’ve written above:

When the president of the United States talks about his strategy to defeat terrorism, he claims the key to the fight is “training and equipping the Iraqi Security Forces, and developing the capabilities of Iraqi Security Forces to take the lead in securing their country and their region.” – 6b.Eleuther.ai

Well, yes, but equipping the Iraqi Security Forces will never be enough. Terrorism comes from the inborn proclivity toward being an asshole. The world needs a vaccine against terrorism. Let’s get Moderna to make an mRNA against it, somehow.

Sorry, I didn’t really have too much to say about this topic. But stay tuned, because these short posts might get better. Upcoming topics I plan to approach are:

• Gingivitis.
• Peeling paint.
• Potential asteroid strikes.
• Deaths caused by “extreme” sports.
• Inability to get into desirable nightclubs.
• Snakebites.
• Missed child support payments.

I found on a website of America’s Top 99 Problems. If you also write or tweet, I encourage you to use this list as well. Together, we may help solve some of these issues. It can’t hurt to put a little thought into the toughest issues of our time.

Take care, … and if you can’t take care, take cash or Bitcoin.

– Shane

• America's 99 Problems

Share on: